- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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