What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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