Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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