- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Sarah Palin.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??