How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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