Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What's just not right? Left

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

I went to school. Then I came home.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Double-whammy

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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