Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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