- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

anti jokes are really funny

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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