7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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karn chevalier

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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