here's a joke... the american education society

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

The holocaust

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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