Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Potassium? K.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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