whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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