- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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