- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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