did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

This is funny.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Immigration Laws

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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