- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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