the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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