- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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