- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's funny? Women's rights.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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