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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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