- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Everybody will die

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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