- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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