What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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