- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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