- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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