- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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