- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

#Getweird

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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