- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

penis. nuff said.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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