How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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