- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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