- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's 9+10? 19

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's 9+10 Ebola

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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