Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Ol-ive

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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