Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Your Mom The End.

i have yougurt mit traktor

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A muslim paints Mohammed

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

"Knock knock" Come in!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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