- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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