A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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