I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats 1+1? window!

women's rights.

Take part of what?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A black man walks out of a police station

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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