What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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