- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Jovan

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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