- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A praying mantis is very graceful

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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