- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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