Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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