Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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