what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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João Duarte reads this.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's one plus one? two.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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