Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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