Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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