who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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black people

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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