What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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