roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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