a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

it was all Tagart

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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