What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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