- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

This isn't funny.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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