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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What are annoying? Ads.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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