Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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