- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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