- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

knock knock come in !

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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