- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

And you honored it I see :P

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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