- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

And you honored it I see :P

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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