- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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