- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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