- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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