- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is green and slow Grass.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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