Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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