My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's funny? Women's rights.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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