- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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